Peter to Austin:"Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.
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Dani Alexander
If money’s the god people worship, I’d rather go worship the devil instead.
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Jess C. Scott
Love. He recoiled from the very idea. He knew all about love: love was following his best friend around school like a lost puppy, putting up with all manner of shit just to be near him. Love was sobbing himself to sleep night after endless...
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Kate Aaron
Ancient Chinese proverb, ” he said, heading toward the kitchen.“ He who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole.
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Brad Boney
The longest piece of literature I've read lately was a tattoo on this biker I picked up last night. It said, If you're this close, you've gotta suck it.
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Eric Arvin
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Fuck, you’ve been to the sex store.”“ Sure have.” Josh held up a plastic bag. “Man, that was fun. And by fun, I mean seriously fucking creepy...
